M: MOM.* Why do that Mormons have a statue of Mowgli on top the thingie on their temples?
Me: Because they're telling Jesus "You!I wanna be like you-oo-oo I wanna talk like you Walk like you, too! You'll see it's true! Someone like me can learn to be Like someone like me Can learn to be Like someone like you Can learn to be Like someone like me!"
(*aside - M starts EVERY sentence she says to me with MOM. Not a question, not an alert that she means to speak to me, just a single word demand. MOM.)
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4 little kittens say Meow:
So if it's not Mowgli, who is it?
Ohhh, I like your kid. How old is she? 15, 16? Load her up, point your car to Colorado and she can BABYSIT while we go out. This is a brilliant idea.
P.S. Bring your fucking Gucci headband. And your Prada leg warmers. And your pills.
P.P.S. I have been drinking.
You're so smart. I can't believe that song just popped in your head like that. I don't think that fast.
Too funny!!!
My kid does the same thing. Except it is Dad!
Calling me mom would be weird and wrong in so many ways.
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