Friday, August 22, 2008


So Lorrie is always giving away wicked cool stuff.

I have no wicked cool stuff.

What I DO have is this

Now, using my blogging superpower, I can here you going "Um, yeah, Kiki, I have a left arm, too", and for the record, I'm super happy for you, but if you people would look closely you would notice that I am sporting a wicked cool Good Decision Rubberband. Oh, yes, you're jealous, I can tell. I mean, really, who doesn't want a classic beige rubber bracelet to remind them that somethings? NOT GOOD IDEAS. Like telling that cop that you thought he would be cuter, so that's why you were speeding, or say, eating crab cakes and cheesecake for dinner are neither one good ideas. Whereas leaving me a comment? ALWAYS a good idea.

Because I too am a comment whore. I mean, because I LOVES all y'all. And I value what you have to say! Because you're all so smart! And pretty! And hey! have you lost weight, because you look beautiful!
So I'm going to make you an awesome deal, everyone who leaves me a comment will

a beautiful, CLASSY, quality Good Decision Rubberband and as a BONUS will get a FREE GIFT of a limited edition Miss Thystle Sticker!

Act now, this limited edition FULL COLOR CUSTOM sticker is the PERFECT accessory to accentuate your lap top, car, mug, water bottle, cd player, bus pass, baseball hat, left over pie, bedroom wall, Trapper Keeper, locker, lunch box, mailbox, in box, moving box, boxers, cell phone, phone booth, toll booth, kissing booth or even?

Your booty.

7 little kittens say Meow:

Jane-Fay said...

Well, I already have a pocketful of good-decision rubber bands... all which have failed miserably but I don't have a sticker like that...
What I also have is a great admiration for someone who can take a good picture of her own butt!

kwr221 said...

Hey! I need one of those! :-)

I'll do (almost) anything for free stuff.

Miss Thystle said...

OH BELIEVE ME, K, I've heard that about you!

Nadine Hightower said...

I love it what an idea!! I too have thought about giving away free stuff. it seems to work for others and they have over a 1000 comments...well they just want stuff. but can you imagine...over 1000 comments.

I'm melting just thinkin' about it!!

Eric said...

Must resist, must not say it.

Debbie said...

You are too funny. Just found you through a comment you left somewhere else. Read several of your posts and will go back and read more now.

Lorrie Veasey said...

I don't think you are a comment whore. However, I do see myself as your blog pimp, because clearly Debbie is here to check out your bizness because of me. Please refer to me as Huggy Bear going forward.

But you are my FAVORITE comments whore, baby. And what a great ass you have, she says, adjusting her lime green fedora.