Friday, January 23, 2009

It's scary cuz it's TRUE

Me: No, you can't go with me and Friend to the movies.

M: Why not?

Me: because you're a child? We talk about grown up stuff. You talk about sparkly vampires. You wouldn't have fun because we have NOTHING in common.

M: Sure we do

Me: like what?

M: We all believe that clowns are evil and that if you turn your back on them, they'll wrap you in a cotton candy cocoon and suck your blood out with a bendy straw.

Me: good point, but you still can't come.

8 little kittens say Meow:

OHN said...

My family thinks that I am loco because clowns FREAK ME OUT.

Husbands cousin is a clown with R*ingling Bros circus and I can't even stand looking at him when he is in his clown gear.

Chelle said...

Last week, I wrote a short story about a clown who chokes on a balloon at a kid's birthday party.

Heh heh.

Michelle 1
Clowns 0

blairspage said...

OMG... do you guys really have these conversations? TOO FUNNY!

Hugs -Tiffany

Nadine Hightower said...

My daughters and I have made my neice so afraid of clowns she won't even sit on the fake Ronald McDonald on the playground at MickeyD's!! Even at the age of 18!!

Jane! said...

Clowns ARE totally evil. Why else would they wear a disguise.

Wasn't the Joker a clown?

Lorrie Veasey said...

I can't wait until I have a teenagers who beg to go to movies with me.

Right now, The Spawn gives ME crap when I ask to accompany them to Wall-E or the Jonas Bros. in 3 D.

Husband Clothes said...

True story: When I was little, I had a horrible dream about Ronald McDonald trying to trick me and catch me in a net at K-Mart.

Clowns are scary. Especially Ronald McDonald. Also Carrot Top, who isn't a clown, but does look a LOT like Ronald.

Bj in Dallas said...

OMG!!! I too have an aversion to clowns but I am FREAKED OUT by Carrot Top even more! And where did I stay last time in Vegas? At the GROSS Luxor where he performs and there are 40ft signs with his face on them all over that stupid pyramid. He should be entombed there...along with Kathy Griffin after they get married. After he is castrated so no chance of offspring. i'm done.