Bad first day for UPS guy
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brakes optional
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good thing I was in the bathroom and the UPS guy had to wait for me, otherwise he'd be dead and that would be a big old mess
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Hello, Cute Firemen, I'm feeling faint come give me mouth to mouth!
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Don't worry, no one died
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Crown Victoria + 50mph + UPS truck - brakes = late delivery
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Meth + Pot + McD's run = go directly to jail
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Wednesday, with words
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5 little kittens say Meow:
Or what about "Look what the fuck Brown did for me!"
Yikes! I hope he wasn't delivering your whiskey-of-the-week club package.
Luckily, he'd just delivered it.
Is that the one that wanted Oiser to kiss it???
P.S. My husband is a UPS driver. You need to get on that. They have really good benefits.
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