Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday, with words


Bad first day for UPS guy

or

brakes optional

or

good thing I was in the bathroom and the UPS guy had to wait for me, otherwise he'd be dead and that would be a big old mess

or

Hello, Cute Firemen, I'm feeling faint come give me mouth to mouth!

or

Don't worry, no one died

or

Crown Victoria + 50mph + UPS truck - brakes = late delivery

or

Meth + Pot + McD's run = go directly to jail

5 little kittens say Meow:

zakary said...

Or what about "Look what the fuck Brown did for me!"

Jane! said...

Yikes! I hope he wasn't delivering your whiskey-of-the-week club package.

Miss Thystle said...

Luckily, he'd just delivered it.

Nadine Hightower said...

Is that the one that wanted Oiser to kiss it???

zakary said...

P.S. My husband is a UPS driver. You need to get on that. They have really good benefits.