Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Slumdog Non-millionaire

Me: I'll be back in a little bit

J: Going to meet your boyfriend?

Me: Yeah, we're going to make out in the adult diaper aisle of Costco

J: that's fine. Make sure he can afford to keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed.

Me: Poverty?

J: I prefer to think of it as "financially challenged".

6 little kittens say Meow:

♥georgie♥ said...

LOL@financially challenged!!!

Bj in Dallas said...

ask him if he knows what sexually challenged means???????????

Nadine Hightower said...

When I get asked a dumb question I normally answer with an equally dumb answer.

Men?? Their so needy.

Megan said...

Why the adult diaper aisle? I must know.

Miss Thystle said...

because it was the least romantic aisle I could think of! I mean, batteries...kinky. Produce....freaky.
Baby goods...hell to the no

hence, adult diaper aisle. Although, I do watch Real Sex, so I know that some people ARE into that...but not me. PROMISE.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Just FYI- they keep the best lube in the adult diaper section.

Not that I've ever been there.

Or that I even pee for that matter.