Me: I'll be back in a little bit
J: Going to meet your boyfriend?
Me: Yeah, we're going to make out in the adult diaper aisle of Costco
J: that's fine. Make sure he can afford to keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed.
Me: Poverty?
J: I prefer to think of it as "financially challenged".
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Slumdog Non-millionaire
Labels: conversations, married life, quickies
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6 little kittens say Meow:
LOL@financially challenged!!!
ask him if he knows what sexually challenged means???????????
When I get asked a dumb question I normally answer with an equally dumb answer.
Men?? Their so needy.
Why the adult diaper aisle? I must know.
because it was the least romantic aisle I could think of! I mean, batteries...kinky. Produce....freaky.
Baby goods...hell to the no
cameras...hehe
hence, adult diaper aisle. Although, I do watch Real Sex, so I know that some people ARE into that...but not me. PROMISE.
Just FYI- they keep the best lube in the adult diaper section.
Not that I've ever been there.
Or that I even pee for that matter.
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