Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Great Expectations

Morning Chickens!

Today is the last day of 2008. And you know what that means?

RESOLUTION TIME!

Now, let's be honest, most resolution (ahem, mine, in particular) generally last till about noon New Years Day. Because they are unreasonable. Seriously, like I'm EVER going to stop drinking so much and start exercising more? Don't make me laugh.

So this year, I've decided to make a realistic resolution.

Drink more and exercise less!

Who's with me?

15 little kittens say Meow:

OHN said...

SHIT. I read this AFTER I just signed up for the 50 million pound weight loss bullshit thing. Hell, it was free so I will just delete their emails and jump in on your resolution :)

Lorrie Veasey said...

*raises hand*
realizes she has chicken wings where her underarms used to be
goes in search of another cocktail.

Jane! said...

Is this like a reverse psychology thing?

Chelle said...

Hm. Throw in a few TV marathons and I'm down with that.

Bj in Dallas said...

Lets make Chocolate a new food group along with Chardonnay.
I'll drop a match as I drive by LAFitness on the way to the liquor store.......
woo hoooooooo

Sheree said...

Ever since I saw a photo of me lauging with my mouth wide open and a roll hanging over the top of my belt, I've secretly vowed to hold in my stomach. All the time. You know it's physically impossible, don't you? And not natural, either.

kwr221 said...

I'm with you!

So far, I started off 2009 by using the leftover champagne in my mimosas, and skipping the beach jog.

Hah! Looks like a resolution that's starting out solid.

blairspage said...

I don't ever make resolutions... wait... maybe to quit smoking, but I make a resolution for that everyday! Maybe after I die my family will sue the tobacco company for trillions of dollars for making me addicted! UGH!

Hugs - Tiff

Nadine Hightower said...

Oh Hell Yeah!!!

Darlene said...

*raises hand and waves it around until the roll under her arm hits her in the forehead*

BEEP: Please leave a message as Darlene has just knocked herself unconsious with her own arm fat.

Racie Lover said...

Paco and I found ourselves at Sonic yesterday after spending the morning shoveling demolished floor tile out of his house that he is remodeling. I said "This isn't a good way to start off the New Year" and he said "You mean what we're eating (cheeseburgers) and I said "No, working."

♥georgie♥ said...

Pick Me Pick Me LOL oh I am in passes bud light with lime around the comment section!

LuckyMe said...

ME ME ME! if that's even possible!

What's a resolution, anyway?

kwr221 said...

When Lorrie said she had chicken wings, I was going to ask if she'd share her snack.

Then I realized what she meant.

Oops.

zakary said...

If I drank anymore, I will be living under a bridge.

I agree to not drink any less.

And fuck exercising with a capital F.