Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Stocking Stalking

Raise your hand if you haven't finished your Christmas shopping yet.

Now raise it if you haven't even started.

Am I the only one with my hand raised?

Fine then. In the interest of being or at least looking productive here are some things you might get from me at Christmas. And by "christmas" I mean "some time next summer."

A kit to turn your glasses into a spy camera!


Think of all the fucked up shit you see all day that you wish you could show people!

The perfect tee shirt the people in your life that whine all the time



OR maybe this for all those times when you wish you could just hug some pork products


That's right, it's a stuffed bacon pillow! The perfect gift for the baconophile in your life.


Because nothing says love like saying what you mean there is always this



A perfect gift in so very many ways....am I right?

8 little kittens say Meow:

kwr221 said...

I want the contents of the last one.

And I'm with you on the Christmas shopping. I'm screwed.

Bj in Dallas said...

whats the STFU mean??

Well, doesn't matter if I've started shopping because I just checked the ole bank account and I'm officially DONE!!! woo hoo!!

I want the spy glasses...
and the uniform to go with...

I'm so over the pressure of Christmas...bah junebug or whatever the saying is

sheila said...

it means 'shut the fuck up'

We bought a Spy car for a 7 year old that we are spending Christmas with. It's an R/C car that you drive into a room; you wear an earpiece like the Secret Service & listen in on whatever conversation the 'car' picks up. I kinda hope he isn't too enthralled with it at first, because I'm dying to play with it!!

Mostly done shopping (a few things left, but they're easy). Now, if I could just figure out who to get that bacon pillow for...

Scandalous Housewife said...

I SOOOOO want the spy glasses, but do they come in faux/contraband Chanel?

Miss Thystle said...

SH - I certainly hope so. Those mirrored safety glasses are so 1989!

blairspage said...

Yes, all of those are awesome Christmas gifts! :)

I know I freak out about stuff and I know Blair will be okay! Just preparing myself for all outcomes I guess!

I'm about 1/2 done with my shopping. I'm a last minute gift shopper! Doesn't matter if it's birthday, random gift or Christmas. Do you think my MIL would go for the KY Lube? I'm thinking not, but she might enjoy it! :)

Hugs - Tiffany

Miss Thystle said...

Well that's what I'm getting my MIL so I don't see why yours wouldn't like it!

Jane! said...

I like that Sheila is so willing to help out. I had the same question a while back and everyone ignored me like I would figure it out, I guess. I had to google it.
My had is halfway up. I'm really liking your suggestions, though...