Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Of Course I am

M: Is an oral surgeon some who does surgery on genitalia?

Me: What the hell are you talking about?

M: Oral surgeons? You know like oral sex? Only surgery? See? "House" confronts an oral surgeon....

Me: (laughing)

M: I'm wrong aren't I?

Me: (laughing, harder)

M: (resigned) you're going to blog this, aren't you?

12 little kittens say Meow:

blairspage said...

THAT'S great! :) Very funny! Sounds like something my Sister would ask!

Hugs - Tiffany

Lorrie Veasey said...

Damn you Thystle! I was just going to blog how my 5 year old asked if Dick Tracy investigated penises. Now I'm going to have to ask 7 yo son to review the vagina monologues. Sex sells baby

NoBS said...

Someone is very confused!

Miss Thystle said...

No kidding. Even AFTER her dad gave her "the talk" including such wisdom as "Someday a boy will want you to lick him where he pee's"

Racie Lover said...

Paco says "You're going to blog about this, aren't you?" too, like I have just told him I am going to blackmail him for reusing an uncanceled postage stamp or something. Are we THAT menacing?

Miss Thystle said...

they think we're bad now - wait until they see the book...

Racie Lover said...

I forgot about The Book. Oh boy.

kwr221 said...

Okay, I need details about this book! Is is a state secret or can you spill?

Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top? And scotch!

CK said...

I love the way M is so relentlessly logical. Even if its completely wrong, you can see how she came to the conclusion.

Megan said...

OMG, I am alternately looking forward to when my girls are older and then dreading it like the plague. :)

Bj in Dallas said...

we still don't know about that subject, and I've tried to have the talk several times....
she'll be graduating from college at this rate as I'm forcing her to FINALLY listen to me....

eeeewwww- about boys wanting you to touch them where they pee...
I mean, that explanation changes everything, don't cha think?

Rob said...

My services as your proof reader are still at your disposal. ;-)

And I never had "the talk." Scary.