Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A Greeting fro the Season

I've spent the last four days in a half-hearted, though frantic, attempt to procure reasonably priced gifts that don't scream "WALGREENS DRUG STORE 2/$10" too loudly and as a result am currently both drunk and on probation for biting an elderly woman in a disagreement over who would be purchasing the last bottle of Old Spice Cologne.
And I learned a very valuable lesson; Fixident doesn't fix your dentures in as well as they want you to believe. SUCKA.
So, as I bid you a Merry Christmas from the damp but sunny desert, I want you to know that I have found the perfect gift for all of you.
You're welcome.

5 little kittens say Meow:

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

Oh, gracias! You are too kind. Merry Christmas!!!

zakary said...

LOL! This cracks me up. I always think of the Human Fund whenever I get a gift at work.

Merry Christmas!

Proto said...

Oh no, thank you!

Lorrie Veasey said...

The Human Fund? Is that the band that sang "Don't You Want Me Bay-bee?"

O forget it, Thystle is a baby and will not get the reference, having just been learning how to walk in the 80s.

Jane! said...

I hate that suddenly everyone is about shopping at the last minute~ That used to be MY time - just me and the pimply Walgreen's clerk.
Uh, nevermind.