Bet you thought I wasn't going to post today? Well, I'm really not. I just wanted y'all to see this.
The 10 Unhealthiest Holiday Foods - 10 - MSN Health & Fitness - Nutrition Slide Show
Talk about a bunch of fun-sucks. They list like every single tasty food. So scoot down, because I'm going to need your part of the couch too according to MSN.
But it will be SO worth it.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
If loving fat is wrong, I don't want to be right,
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16 little kittens say Meow:
Fat jeans no one but you will know about: Loop an elastic band through the top botton hole. Unzip your jeans all the way. Slip one end of the elastic over the button. You can gain 8, 10 pounds, easy, and not move up a size. This may not work for me this year... do have a small problem, though. I'm already doing this and I haven't had a single carton of egg nog yet.
Whoo hoo! Miss T is one of my followers. I have arrived.
T
I just go ahead and bacon to everything for the next six weeks
then you can say "i just ate a little more bacon than usual" and people will be tre puzzled
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Man, that's my top qo list of all time favorite foods.
So you can see why I have a problem.
Well that is the Liberal Network they take the fun out of every thing.
Oh and I made my super awesome brownies tonight, want some?
Only if you'll take me for a ride in the corvette. Just kidding. YES of course I want one!
I love it that they call eggnog a Liquid Cheeseburger! I would say the only problem with that analogy is that you don't burn any calories chewing.
And for cryin' in the night, it is ONE DAY! Thanksgiving should NOT be spent calorie-counting, it should be spent overindulging with the ones you love & are most greateful for!!
What time's dinner, Thystle? I'll bring the liquid cheeseburgers...
Whatevs! They seem to be missing a key part of "healthy": enjoying oneself.
As I scrolled through those pics, I counted off AT LEAST 5 of the very same things that I am cooking for tomorrow. And I don't give a damn. :)
What was that thing on the left? It wasn't the turkey, I hope. How long had it been dead before you cooked it? Or did you just pick something up from the side of the road and give it the once over with the blow torch? That is disturbing, Thystle.
Okay, I only looked at the first three slides but it was enough to make me want to skip the rest of the holidays. How stupid, really. Why ruin everyone's Turkey day by making everyone worry they will keel over from a massive coronary if they eat a traditional Thanksgiving dinner? I say PARTY POOPER, PASS THE GRAVY!!
That IS my turkey. When you deep fry it, that's how it looks. It was wicked tasty.
Okay, I get it. Deep frying makes it look shriveled but wicked tasty. That's all that matters.
Some folks burned their house down on Thanksgiving Day because they decided it would be a good idea to deep fry their turkey INSIDE their house. Go figure.
Wicked Tasty? Are you guys from New England? We use the word wicked to modify anything, good or bad. If you're not, then my plan to have the whole world using the word wicked is succeeding!Bwahahaha!
Hey, Thystle - we've missed you these past long days. Verra quiet out there without you.
No, I'm from the left coast, but I picked up "wicked" when Husband worked in maine. I also learned other useful phrases like "cum dumpster" too, but that's less flexible.
I just read your last post to my employees and they are screaming! Think I should put it on the front of a mug?
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