Y'all are a terrible influence on me, you realize that, right? Here I am, TRYING to be good. TRYING to clean up my unbelievably foul mouth and you know what the landslide winner was?
To just keep swearing.
Seriously, it wasn't even a contest, it was a SMACK DOWN with swearing taking in more than four times the votes of the next closest word.
BUT since the contest was to find a replace for swearing in situations when I can not (well, should not) swear, that makes our winner....
DRUM ROLL, PLEASE........
RACIE LOVER for her suggestion of "frappin"!!
Yay for Racie!
You know what though? It's my blog and I can do whatever I want, so there is also a BONUS prize! That's right I'm spreading the booze around! So let's give a big hand to Megan at Smartini for her submission "Heaven Help Me".
So, ladies, I raise a Kikitini to you this morning....well, not really raise it, more like suck it furiously through a bendy-straw while pretending it's just pineapple juice and hope that no one notices I'm singing songs from the hit Disney musical 'Little Mermaid' while laying under my desk with my feet up on the chair instead of doing important accounting things like...um...whatever it is accounts are meant to be doing.
I will be sending your prizes out this week and if the bottles arrive empty; I don't know how it happened!
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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13 little kittens say Meow:
did you draw the picture at work?
Yay for Racie and Megan!
Hells yeah for a bonus prize!! I eagerly await my flask with all sorts of accessory beverages that will go with what it might contain!
I am in love with your art project. That is quite possibly the greatest thing I've seen today! Aside from your new purse, of course.
I'd make sure you smell whatever she sends before you drink it Racie and Megan.
And maybe hire a Medieval Taster.
I'm just sayin.
I'd make sure you smell whatever she sends before you drink it Racie and Megan.
And maybe hire a Medieval Taster.
I'm just sayin.
soooommmmeeooonnneee iisss jeeallloous!
I will have Dubya taste it first.
Thank you Thystle and I gratefully accept this prize on behalf of my sweet mother-in-law who I must again give credit to. Being a good Kansas girl, she embodies the spirit of wholesomeness and decorum. It's only fair that I split the prize with her over Thanksgiving, if there is any left...
Frappin' hell. I like the sound of that one!
Racie, maybe you can get Sunshine Wheatgrass to taste whatever Miss T puts into the flask. Sounds like she could use a bit of something either way.
And yay for Megan too!! Now you girls need to let us know what comes in that magical flask...
I like the way your feet are hovering just above the chair... that is SO good for your abs.
btw- what is that rectangulish thing sticking up from your ab region?
it was supposed to be my arm, but I gave up.
I like the spots all over your shirt. You must have had Mexican for lunch again.
That's a great idea about getting Sunshine Wheatgrass to be the Official Taster when my prize arrives.
I am thinking of going back next Tuesday to give her a second chance. No one can be that uptight all the time, can they? I mean, I thought if anyone would be laid back and zen-like it would be the frappin' yoga teacher, right?
The good news is whether it's better next time, just as bad or- worse- I can still blog about her!
Btw, in case my prize is part of a case of something (like Chardonnay) and you have extra, I will give you two more freebies for your cursing collection:
Kaffufle
Conflab
As in "what a kaffule" instead of "what a cluster f*ck"
As in "it's a conflab" instead of "it's a total f*ck up".
In case I am not making myself clear by using the * I am selling vowels over on my blog now.
Your MS paint skills are legendary.
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