Thursday, November 13, 2008

is it THAT obvious?

Sitting on my desk I have a "shoe a day" calender. I get comments about it all the time from men and women alike. But none quite like the one I got yesterday;

Random Vendor: That's a cool calender.
Me: Thanks.
RV: It's perfect for you with all those shoes.
Me: Isn't it?
RV: You know, because you're a girl and you like shoes and stuff
Me: True
RV: the only thing MORE perfect would be one with sex toys.

7 little kittens say Meow:

kwr221 said...

Wow. You are a MAGNET.


Racie Lover said...

What was HE selling??

Eric said...

He was probably just telling the truth.

Lorrie Veasey said...

I always thought shoes WERE sex toys. Until my four inch high red patent leather stilettos ripped ANOTHER set of 1200 thread Egyptian Cotton Sheets.

So I made SHOM take them off.

Hey Thisilicious: got sumpin for ya at my hood. Bring your milkshake over to my yard.

sheila said...

i'm torn between being offended & highly amused...but i think that laughter is winning!!

Natasha said...

From now on I think you should have a small sex toy calendar (do they even make them?) in your drawer...just in case...

Nadine Hightower said...

Yes it's that obvious.