Sitting on my desk I have a "shoe a day" calender. I get comments about it all the time from men and women alike. But none quite like the one I got yesterday;
Random Vendor: That's a cool calender.
Me: Thanks.
RV: It's perfect for you with all those shoes.
Me: Isn't it?
RV: You know, because you're a girl and you like shoes and stuff
Me: True
RV: the only thing MORE perfect would be one with sex toys.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
is it THAT obvious?
Labels: quickies, say what?, Some People, wtf
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7 little kittens say Meow:
Wow. You are a MAGNET.
:::snicker:::
What was HE selling??
He was probably just telling the truth.
I always thought shoes WERE sex toys. Until my four inch high red patent leather stilettos ripped ANOTHER set of 1200 thread Egyptian Cotton Sheets.
So I made SHOM take them off.
Hey Thisilicious: got sumpin for ya at my hood. Bring your milkshake over to my yard.
i'm torn between being offended & highly amused...but i think that laughter is winning!!
From now on I think you should have a small sex toy calendar (do they even make them?) in your drawer...just in case...
Yes it's that obvious.
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