Friday, June 26, 2009

Excuses

Charles Dickens always slept facing north, in an effort to battle insomnia - when he travelled, he would carry a compass with him and move his bed around so it was correctly aligned. He also liked to face north while writing, believing it aided his creativity.

I am going to use the "north facing rule" to explain why this blog sucks. My bed faces south and my desk faces west.



What does a clown puking rainbows have to do with the fact that Vitamin Z makes it so that I care about nothing beyond not drooling (noticably, anyway) on myself? Nothing.

You know what also has nothing to do with anything? This

neither does this


or this



or this




But just think, the 45 seconds you spent here you could have spent cleaning the toilets. And so really, by posting nonsense that you have to scroll through before you realize that I actually DON'T have a point and in fact am merely typing because Bejeweled Blitz is on the fritz, noone is twittering anything that needs my reply and there is no one in the office for me to order about, I've saved you from hard labor.

You're welcome.

5 little kittens say Meow:

Bj in Dallas said...

is that last picture Michael Jackson?

Zakary said...

OMG, that second picture is cracking my shit up.

Mr. Crabgrass said...

I don't want to clean the toilets. The 45 seconds spent here is much more enjoyable.

Lorrie Veasey said...

I want to design a room around that kitty cat graphic.

I heart your blog thystle. Even if it didn't always have such KICK ASS graphics I would still read it. i woudl just sometimes do that over lunch.

XO

Susan said...

Marshmallows! Awesome!

Still love the blog, point or no point.