suck it.
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all I have to say is thank you for not referencing this as my current, past, or future boyfriend. Because I haven't broken up with the last one you sent me......I owe you BIG time.
"I say, trusty steed, full speed ahead to BJ's!"
"I wasn't sure which kind of 'swordfighting' you meant, so I thought I'd prepare for either."orFelix Thornhill never lost a duel, since his opponents always used at least one hand to shield their eyes.or"Check it out. I had to strangle four New Jersey hookers to get enough leopard print fabric for this saddle blanket." or"Look, when I said I wanted to ride you like a racehorse, I really didn't think you'd DEMAND a demonstration beforehand."or"Man, this trip to the nude beach it taking FOREVER!"orWait. I don't think that's the saddle horn in his hand.orAnd the winner of the 1873 Halloween Freaker's Ball is....orNineteenth century bestiality porn had to conform to much stricter standards than those of today.or"Injuns stole my clothes and my horse, so I had to ride back to the fort on these robed midgets."orWilliam never sold another rocking horse in that town.orAt eHarmony, we match you on 64 points of compatibility. Sanity is NOT one of them.
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all I have to say is thank you for not referencing this as my current, past, or future boyfriend. Because I haven't broken up with the last one you sent me......
I owe you BIG time.
"I say, trusty steed, full speed ahead to BJ's!"
"I wasn't sure which kind of 'swordfighting' you meant, so I thought I'd prepare for either."
or
Felix Thornhill never lost a duel, since his opponents always used at least one hand to shield their eyes.
or
"Check it out. I had to strangle four New Jersey hookers to get enough leopard print fabric for this saddle blanket."
or
"Look, when I said I wanted to ride you like a racehorse, I really didn't think you'd DEMAND a demonstration beforehand."
or
"Man, this trip to the nude beach it taking FOREVER!"
or
Wait. I don't think that's the saddle horn in his hand.
or
And the winner of the 1873 Halloween Freaker's Ball is....
or
Nineteenth century bestiality porn had to conform to much stricter standards than those of today.
or
"Injuns stole my clothes and my horse, so I had to ride back to the fort on these robed midgets."
or
William never sold another rocking horse in that town.
or
At eHarmony, we match you on 64 points of compatibility. Sanity is NOT one of them.
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