M: "Aren't Dodo's like the national bird of Canada or something?"
Me: "uh, no."
M: "Oh. That's right. Canada's flag has a leaf so they don't have a national bird"
Me: SIGH.
suck it.
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7 little kittens say Meow:
LOL! This just made me spit my water out!
I certainly hope you are cataloging these snippets for the therapist she will see one day.
I think our daughters may share a brain. Which explains SO much.
Ask M if Africa is her favorite country.
Somone's going to community college to major in liberal arts and general education.
seriously though, canada sucks and M's logic is sound. it goes like this:
IT IS GIVEN that CANADA SUCKS,
IT IS GIVEN that IF a county SUCKS they will put a leaf on their flag
IT IS GIVEN that IF a country sucks THEN they do not deserve a frikin nationional bird!
THEREFOR, applying DeMorgan's therom and the chain rule....
You're daughter's a secret math geek geineous!!!
I don't think they have birds in Canada, y'all, it's too cold.... So IT ONLY MAKES SENSE that they wouldn't have a national bird! Who's the Dodo now?! :)
Maybe their national bird is that damn goose. Of course, when we were in Canada I never saw a Canadian Goose. Come home and they are EVERYWHERE. Now that I think about it, maybe our national bird should be the Canadian Goose, we have plenty.
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