STAND UP STRAIGHT. Seriously. Stop slouching. It makes you look slovenly. It makes you look unintelligent. It makes you look like PARIS SLUTPANTS HILTON.
Also,
STOP SAYING "HUH" when you need to convey that you haven't heard or possibly haven't understood what was said. Try "excuse me" or "I'm sorry?" or perhaps, even, "can you repeat that?" "HUH" is one of the most annoying sounds that I have ever heard. It trumps the using of acronyms as words. Like ASAP pronounced "ay-sap". Stop it.
Furthermore,
NO MORE TEXT SPEAK when you're not texting. Use punctuation. Use capitals and for heaven's sake stop spelling "come" as in "come here" like "cum" as in, well, cum.
See?
NOT OKAY.
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7 little kittens say Meow:
Whn peeps want 2 b my frnd & theys say bcum my frnd...I bail!
First the Disney Corporation, then the city of Anaheim, then the State of California, and now you. Why is everyone so dead-set against me cumming at Disneyland? Why else would they have built Mr. Toad's Wild Ride?
I hear parachute pants are cumming back, fyi, my bff 4evr,ttl
u r 2 fun e
Walt is spinning in his grave.
lolwut?
If Disney Land didn't want me to cum, they shouldn't have let me do all that "Space Mountin'."
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