Either Way

“Mom”
“Yes?”
“What’s an oldtomato?”
“A what?”
“An O-L-D-T-O-M-A-T-O”
“Use it in a sentence”
“Um, Kelly said she gave her boyfriend an oldtomato that if he didn’t quit cheating on her, she was going to break up with him and go to prom with Frankie”.
“I think you mean ultimatum”
“Oh. I guess that does make more sense.”