Sloth; a delicious sin

Today, I woke up too early. Like way early. An entire HOUR before my alarm was set to go off.

Laying there in bed, staring at the ceiling, I thought; “I could get up and clean the bathroom! Or fold the laundry! I could make pancakes for breakfast and then iron my shirt and start the day out running!”

But then I thought;

“What the FUCK is wrong with me?!” and rolled over and went back to sleep.