Funny Because It's True

I love how little kids get things almost right, but still very wrong.
When my sister CK was little she couldn’t for the life of her determine why everyone was all in an uproar that Dolly Parton had the Best Little Warehouse in Texas.
Not that I’m one to talk, I was like thirteen before I figured out that thespians and lesbians were not the same thing. Well, not always anyway.
The other night, in the throes of middle school drama, M lamented “God, I am a complete social leopard!”
It probably didn’t help that I was laughing *at her* not *with her* after that.